Coal into Diamonds - Merry Christmas!
I gave my mom a glass rose for Christmas. And I got two movies, Despicable Me 2 and Hotel Transylvania, and money. Also, every year its a tradition that my mom buys me a new calendar for the fridge, and so this year I got a calendar of paintings of Thomas Kinkade!Anyways, my Christmas this year was really nice despite not getting to spend much time with family this year. I love my family to death.
My friend is a delivery person for Pizza Hut. He delivered pizza to this one guy on Christmas Eve and said "Merry Christmas!" to him. The guy replied, "I don't celebrate Christmas." Well, not knowing how to respond, my friend replied, "I'm sorry for your loss," and moved on.
My uncle texted me saying, "Merry Christmas! I hope Santa gave you everything you wanted this year! Or at least some high grade coal lol, have a wonderful day"
I replied back with, "I got the best coal in all the country! And I got a machine to turn it all to diamonds too!
haha, Merry Christmas! Love you!"He replied, "Great comback! Love ya too"
So tell me about your Christmas guys.
Sims FTW
So on Sims, I've been having the time of my /life/. I had my sim adopt a dude, and I didn't like him, so I decided to get him abducted by aliens, become a vampire, then have his son become a vampire alien, cuz, come on, have you ever seen a vampire alien before?! I just had to do it. xD My other guy sim, I've already planned for him to marry a girl and have a kid once he's older.
Andthenshe'llcheatonhimwiththevampirealiensimandhaveababyfromhimtoo~
But I felt bad, cuz I have this really pretty sim, and shes my favorite right now, and I want her to have a good life, but in my household, I already have 8 sims and I won't be able to get her a husband.
SOOOOOOOO... I made 2 sims living in an apartment, and their kid will grow up, marry my girl sim, move into a Duplex, and have a dog. 8D It's brilliant, brilliant, BRRRRRRRILLIANT!
Ahem... My friend thinks I'm so weird for doing all this. I torture my sims lives so much sometimes... Ialsolearnedyoucankillyourchildrenifyoudrownthemorhaveahousefire. Now I want to do that. Bad part is, they'll take away your other kids if you have any... Hm...
THE POSSIBILITIES.
Headache Gone~!
I feel like... I don't know what I feel like. I guess I feel like someone slapped me really hard in the face, but then gave me a hug... Anyways, I just got rid of a horrible, head-splitting virus! And guess who didn't have to waste $200 to get rid of it? xD
So anyways, I was on Google trying to look up something, and suddenly some sites flashed on my screen and then suddenly I got this page that popped up on my computer that said they were the FBI and that I did some sort of federal crime because I looked at porn or something. D: Which I wasn't BTW. Anyways they said I was fined $300 dollars and that if I didn't pay it within 72 hours the police would open up an investigation on my case... Then they explained how to go to Walgreens or a similar store, buy some sort of moneypak, type the code in, then I'd be free of the virus.
I tried to restart my laptop... Press Esc, press ctrl alt del, ANYTHING, but this was apparently a hardcore virus cuz it wouldn't let me move, wouldn't let me access anything, couldn't click my start button, couldn't get to any of my files, couldn't even look at my /clock/.
So... I was really freaking out cuz I thought I was in some kind of serious trouble... Like I would go to jail or something... I dunno... And I told my mom, and she told me it was probably just a virus, but I didn't believe her. So I made her call up everyone she knew and ask them if they knew whether it was a virus or not too, and they all said it was a virus too. And my friend's dad said it was a virus too... But I still wouldn't believe them. I dunno... It just looked so dang professional... And I was mainly terrified by that whole 72 hours thing.
Anyways, after several calls, and no answers from our Computer Guy who usually does all our computer fixing...... I was really determined to prove my mom it wasn't a virus, so I went on our downstairs computer and looked up this FBI thing on Google... Well woopty-do, guess what happened? I learned it really was a hoax and there was a conviently placed Youtube video which explained how to get rid of it! 
So I got rid of it. Simple as that. No seriously. Otherwise I'm sure my mom would of had to pay $100-$200 just to fix it.
I love Youtube~